Mechanics.  For anyone who’s had to maintain a car, it’s often a sore spot.  Either you don’t know what’s wrong and they take advantage and charge you up the wazoo, or you know exactly what you need done and they do a sloppy job.  Blimpy’s latest tirade falls into the second category, although they still [...]

They’re politicians, the fact I expected anything different is shameful.  I guess it’s because there’s this idyllic view of British Columbia being liberal and forward thinking, much like Canada’s California, but unfortunately not always the case. The issue that triggered my response here is BC government-run online gambling.  It was only two years ago the [...]

Radiators, hub caps, mufflers, transmissions, all of these once belonged to Bessie’s fallen comrades. Out back of an RV shop can be a terrifying place.  This scrap metal once functioned, it had purpose.  But now? Perhaps it is because I know what is to become of it, having been there 5 years ago.  Steel is [...]

This time I couldn’t even put my own drive shaft back on if I tried… Setting out from Christina Lake to make it to Osoyoos by mid-afternoon, I knew I was in for a nasty stretch of mountain pass.  A continual uphill for about 30 clicks, then a rapid descent into the Okanagan valley that [...]

The title track of this album is essentially the title track to all of the PFunk philosophy.  Sorry, philosophy is semi-absurd here, more like enlightened stoned ramblings.  But the lines from its opening that you will hear me frequently repeat are ones to take to the grave.  “Free your mind…and your ass will follow.”  “The [...]

The dual meaning of this has always struck me as odd why it keeps getting used, I should open a resort and call it Taylor Made Golf Club. But nestled up in the hills above the small town of Christina Lake (the “warmest” lake in Canada, currently bitterly disputed by Osoyoos) lies a fairly decent [...]